Tag Archives: April Fools

Malaysian Airlines flight 370 found on nature trail, UWF somewhat shocked

April 1, 2015   News
A lucky passenger took the picture of the plane with his undamaged iPhone. Priorities in check. Photo by Concussed Man

A lucky passenger took the picture of the plane with his undamaged iPhone. Priorities in check.
Photo by Concussed Man

Florida Woman
Staff Writer

After being missing for over a year, Malaysian Airlines flight 370 was recovered on the outskirts …

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Bathroom stall DOOdles recognized as masterpieces

April 1, 2015   Uncategorized
Aileen Dover’s original artwork on display in the Argo Galley restrooms. Photo courtesy of Seymour Butts

Aileen Dover’s original artwork on display in the Argo Galley restrooms.
Photo courtesy of Seymour Butts

Big Doody Judy
Staff Writer

Aileen Dover and Seymour Butts, two students from The University of West Florida, started bathroom stall art when they …

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Bubonic Plague infects Martin Hall, little hope for quarantined students

April 1, 2015   Uncategorized
Four unidentified students lay dead in the Martin Hall lobby. Large piles of garbage have accumulated in front of the entrance to the resdidance hall and caution tape has been placed over all the doors and windows. Photo courtesy of Jenna Klineschmidt (deceased).

Four unidentified students lay dead in the Martin Hall lobby. Large piles of garbage have accumulated in front of the entrance to the resdidance hall and caution tape has been placed over all the doors and windows.
Photo courtesy of

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Kim Jong-un appointed UWF Men’s Basketball Head Coach

April 1, 2015   Sports
Kim Jong-un was the shooting guard for the Chicago Bulls until he retired to coach college ball. Photo courtesy of DPRK.

Kim Jong-un was the shooting guard for the Chicago Bulls until he retired to coach college ball.
Photo courtesy of DPRK

Putin’s Pool Boy
Staff Writer

In wake of the retirement of former University of West Florida’s Men’s Basketball Coach …

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UWF acceptance policy stirs controversy on campus

April 1, 2015   Sports
Construction for the new training facilities has already begun and is off to a strong start thanks to a record high number of incoming freshman. Photo Courtesy of Business Instead of Brains Inc.

Construction for the new training facilities has already begun and is off to a strong start thanks to a record high number of incoming freshman.
Photo Courtesy of Business Instead of Brains Inc.

Constance Snoring
Staff Writer

Bernice Wu, mother …

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Students receive financial aid again, Bense in a pickle

April 1, 2015   News

upside down headDinah Soares
Staff Writer

University of West Florida students were witnessed withdrawing thousands of dollars from ATMs last Friday after a glitch in the state’s computer system caused financial aid to be released for the second time this semester.

Students …

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SGA legalizes marijuana in anticipation of final exams

April 1, 2015   News

imagesCollie Man
Staff Writer

The Student Government Association wrote and passed legislation on Friday to allow the legal recreational use of marijuana on the University of West Florida campus.

The legislation allows students, faculty and staff of UWF to be …

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New degree allows students to avoid responsibility

April 1, 2015   Uncategorized

upside down headJason Justin
Staff Writer

The University of West Florida has announced the launching of the nation’s first Virtual Fulfillment Management degree, fall 2015.

The trailblazing program will equip students with the skills and credentials necessary to pursue online self-actualization.

“The …

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